The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor by Boone Brian

Author:Boone, Brian [Boone, Brian]
Language: eng
Format: azw3, mobi
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing
Published: 2017-10-09T16:00:00+00:00

Chapter 6

FANTASTIC BEASTS (AND JOKES ABOUT THEM)

Q. Who’s the coolest magical creature?

A. The Hip-pogriff.

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Q. Why couldn’t the Phoenix go into the restaurant?

A. Because there was no smoking allowed.

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Q. How did the Phoenix get kicked out of the zoo?

A. He was fired.

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Q. What’s the first thing a Phoenix does in the morning?

A. He rises.

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Q. What’s a male Phoenix’s favorite holiday?

A. Guy Fawkes Day!

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Q. Why are trolls wrinkled?

A. Well, have you ever tried to iron one?

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Q. What do you call a unicorn’s father?

A. Popcorn!

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Q. Why was the half-man, half-horse so arrogant?

A. Because he thought he was the Centaur of the universe.

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Q. Did you hear about the Centaur spotting in the Forbidden Forest?

A. Once people found out, it was quite the Firenze.

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Q. What’s a good name for your Phoenix?

A. Ashley

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Q. What do you call a Unicorn with no horn?

A. A horse.

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Q. What do Unicorns wear?

A. Uni-forms.

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